He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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