just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
He kissed a someone with a penis
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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