To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Come see our sink grown plant.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
this will be a night to untag.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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