We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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