I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
