I look better un-naked...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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