What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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