Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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