The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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