Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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