The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
It was confusing and full of hummus
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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