Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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