Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Randomize
