we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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