I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
