Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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