Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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