Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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