If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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