Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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