I am puke
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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