HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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