i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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