She's JV to your varsity
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize