TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
There's always time for handjobs
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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