Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
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