i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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