If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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