Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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