Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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