You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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