I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
