don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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