Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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