I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Boobs are out for the taking
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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