we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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