College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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