"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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