idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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