She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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