Please, let me fuck your mom
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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