yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
