You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Pooping to opera.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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