Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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