Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm passing your future prison.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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