Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
ttyl tear gas
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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