Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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