Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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