he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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