Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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