what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
Randomize
