You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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