it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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