The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
