I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Your tits are I can't wait for
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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