that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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